#post-id: 5192-11-04
#original-date: 13.10.2014 Mon
#original-time: 11:04 AM
#original-day:  5192
#original-host: WinXP Prof SP3 (Build 2600)

> The world is coming to an end.  Please log off
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> THE GOLDEN RULE OF ARTS AND SCIENCES
> The one who has the gold makes the rules
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> Cahn's Axiom:
> When all else fails, read the instructions
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> A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and 
> rejoices that the system works
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> As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code
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> Bubble Memory, n.: A derogatory term, usually referring to 
> a person's intelligence.  See also "vacuum tube"
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> A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.
> -- George Wald
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> If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not 
> bite you.  This is the principal difference between a dog and 
> a man.
> -- Mark Twain
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> Isn't it strange that the same people that laugh at gypsy fortune 
> tellers take economists seriously?
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> Noncombatant, n.: A dead Quaker.
> -- Ambrose Bierce
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> It's lucky you're going so slowly, because you're going in the 
> wrong direction
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> How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door 
> you're on
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> Boss, n.: According to the Oxford English Dictionary, in the 
> Middle Ages the words "boss" and "botch" were largely synonymous, 
> except that boss, in addition to meaning "a supervisor of workers" 
> also meant "an ornamental stud."
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> Keep America beautiful.  Swallow your beer cans
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> It is much easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing about 
> the problem
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> Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it
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> Famous last words:
> 1) "Don't worry, I can handle it."
> 2) "You and what army?"
> 3) "If you were as smart as you think you are, you wouldn't be a 
> cop."

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