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#original-date: 7.09.2015 Mon
#original-time: 5:23 PM
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> [Prime Minister Joseph] Chamberlain loves the working man -- 
> he loves to see him work.
> -- Winston Churchill


> "If dolphins are so smart, why did Flipper work for television?"


> Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them


> Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy


> Rules for driving in New York:
> 1) Anything done while honking your horn is legal.
> 2) You may park anywhere if you turn your four-way flashers on.
> 3) A red light means the next six cars may go through 
>    the intersection


> First Law of Bicycling:
> No matter which way you ride, it's uphill and against the wind


> GREAT MOMENTS IN AMERICAN HISTORY (#21) -- July 30, 1917
> On this day, New York City hotel detectives burst in and caught 
> then-Senator Warren G. Harding in bed with an underage girl.  
> He bought them off with a $20 bribe, and later remarked 
> thankfully, "I thought I wouldn't get out of that under $1000!"  
> Always one to learn from his mistakes, in later years President 
> Harding carried on his affairs in a tiny closet in the White House 
> Cabinet Room while Secret Service men stood lookout


> I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed 
> us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo 
> their use.
> -- Galileo Galilei


> I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear 
> a sweater


> In India, "cold weather" is merely a conventional phrase and has 
> come into use through the necessity of having some way 
> to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob 
> and weather which will only make it mushy.
> -- Mark Twain


> Disc space -- the final frontier!


> Van Roy's Law:
> An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys



> Goto, n.:
> A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers 
> to complain about unstructured programmers.
> -- Ray Simard


> Gerrold's Laws of Infernal Dynamics:
> 1. An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong 
>    direction.
> 2. An object at rest will always be in the wrong place.
> 3. The energy required to change either one of these states will 
>    always be more than you wish to expend, but never so much as 
>    to make the task totally impossible


> Every successful person has had failures but repeated failure is 
> no guarantee of eventual success

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